Hi Christine,

Thanks for the get your shit together notice. I love a good shit together notice! That's what I write, one get your shit together article after another. I read it in article format rather that newsletter format. It was on the front page of The Haven. That counts right? AND I clapped. 50 claps. As I alwasy do. I find 50 claps to be the most supportive. Whoot Im so close to 100 followers so I can't get fired from this job already! Also, I sucked at high school and college so...thank goodness for this gig because Im too much of an outsider to fit in the non weirdo publications or anywhere else.

PS. I enjoyed the favourite penis' new wool blazer, rather than the pepto bismol. Everyone needs a good wool blazer. Maybe Ill write about that.